a-pheromone-cult-to-terrorize:
“Slayer condoms, for when you’re going south of heaven.”
I need to go south of heaven.
…..And if she’s virgin you’ll ‘Reign in Blood’. I’m going to hell…lol.
It’ll stop anything being… “Reborn”
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I would put this on my Hallowed Point
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Love that staple.
Would be better if it were show no mercy ;)
reblogging for the bad puns…lmfao